MIGUNA Miguna Comes up with MIKE Sonko’s CV,Take a Look.

 Bought matatus and became a “makanga” in Nairobi.

 Opened Bars and started selling drugs in Buru Buru estate.

 Bought a nomination certificate from Narc-Kenya in 2010.

 Elected MP for Makadara on September 20, 2010 by-election.

 Bought a university degree from the Kenya Methodist University.

 Called for the forceful circumcision of Luos.

 Boxed buildings in Nairobi.

 Poured “unga” on Nairobi streets.

 Danced and lay on streets at The Hague
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 Terrorized motorists and mourners in Nairobi with armed goons.

 Claimed that he was Acting President of the Republic of Kenya.

 Has spoken ZERO TIMES in Parliament in 8 years.

 Is functionally illiterate.

 Wants to become the Governor of Nairobi.

 REFEREES: (1) John Harun Mwau; (2) Hassan Ali Joho; (3) William Kabogo; and (4) Evans Odhiambo Kidero.

 HOBBIES: Drugs and Alcohol.

We must defeat this primitive, uncouth, functionally illiterate thief and drug dealer. We must choose integrity over mediocrity!

Viva!

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